This Thursday, why not drop everything* and head down to London's glittering West End, thence into the often iridescent Wheatsheaf pub, where you'll find us upstairs in a room with a fairly matt finish.
* Everything unbreakable.

Prepare, however to be dazzled by the verbal and physical dexterity of GTI and two terrific guests, more about whom after this fact-filled paragraph.

Thursday 25 February | 8.30pm | The Wheatsheaf, 25 Rathbone Place, London. W1T 1JB.
TUBES: Tottenham Court Road, Oxford Circus & Goodge Street | MAP: click here.

£5.50 online at www.grandtheftimpro.com/tickets or £7 on the door.

The Independent called Rachel Parris a Bright Young Thing for comedy in 2014. She was nominated for a Chortle award and was one of the Huffington Post’s Funniest 50 Women on Twitter. She was runner-up in the Funny Women Awards and the Musical Comedy Awards.

For a brief time, the word "award" was absorbed into her name. She is a founder member of the award-winning Austentatious. Shebeen on TV in The IT Crowd and she presented Game of Thrones fanshow, Thronecast. Fanshow is a word.

David Reed One third of monster hit sketch team The Penny Dreadfuls (two Radio 4 series and several one-offs), David has been on TV in such shows as Gary: Tank Commander, Fast and Loose, It's Kevin (which Phil was in too) and Father Figure.